And Another Thing

Take four fans, fill them with booze...

I'd rather watch on TV

Our panel, left to right
David Wilson, 38, accountant, Arsenal
Sandeep Chohan, 28, accountant, Spurs
James Plumer, 25, local government office, West Ham
Les Smith, 32, leisure centre manager, Liverpool

Why do you prefer to watch football on TV?
West Ham I like the atmosphere in a pub. I like being with my mates, I like watching football with a beer in my hand, and standing up, which you can’t do anymore. I also like having banter with opposition fans. I think in this country fans are over-segregated and the idea of fans of opposing teams being in the same vicinity is the worst thing in the world. I don’t think live football is fun anymore – it’s more fun watching it down the pub.
Arsenal I enjoy watching a game in the pub as much as at a live game. There are often dual screens so you can see what’s going on. You can drink, I like to smoke and can do that in the pub garden. And if it’s a bad game, I’ll still enjoy it as I’m with friends. The atmosphere can be quite intense.
Liverpool I work shifts and I play football at the weekend so often I can’t actually catch the games. So for me, it’s partly down to convenience, though just because you’re not at the game, it doesn’t mean you can’t feel a part of the excitement. I watched us win the Champions League final against Milan in two different pubs – I left one at half-time and found another when we were 3-2 down – and the atmosphere was electric. It was unbelievable.
Tottenham I like watching at home because you get a better perspective of the game. With things like Sky Plus, you can watch a controversial incident again – they never show that at the ground. So when we’re denied a clear penalty at the Emirates, at least I can see it again if I’m watching at home – and then I can criticise the ref straight away. You’ll always get to see more of the game at home, where you can see an incident from six different angles.

Would you travel a long way to the pub to replicate the match-going experience or is it always to the local down the road?

Arsenal I normally go to a local but when it’s a big game I’ll travel and go to an Arsenal pub as the atmosphere is better. You’re mimicking a matchday routine by making the journey. Arsenal used to show their European away matches on a big screen at Highbury. I used to go but I found it more fun watching in a small pub with 100 fans rather than a big but empty stadium with 3,000 fans. Fans also sing terrace songs in the pub now, which is great!
West Ham I didn’t have tickets for our 2006 FA Cup final against Liverpool, but I went and watched it at a pub in Cardiff. The atmosphere was as good as I’ve ever seen or heard at any football match.
Liverpool I think pubs are the new stadiums: there are going to be both sets of fans there, plenty of banter and a great atmosphere. It’s more about enjoyment now.
West Ham I truly believe that the people on the terraces 10 years ago are now in the pubs. The people who got into football post-Euro 96 and see it as entertainment rather than passion, they are now the ones in the grounds.

So what’s your typical viewing ritual at home? Do you have a favourite seat and a commentator of choice?
Arsenal It feels like a nice luxury to watch it at home. There are always beers ready and I get in the pizzas, and fire off text messages as soon as the game starts.
Liverpool I’m more likely to watch games at home in midweek because of work, and then go to the pub for the weekend games. I’m always in my Liverpool shirt, sitting in the comfortable three-seater sofa, with the phone off until half-time. I don’t move: the world stops for me then. And I sometimes turn the sound down and listen to the radio commentary.
Tottenham I’m the opposite: the phone never stops for me, I’m always texting or phoning friends about the game. The banter is what makes it for me. And I like to watch a bit of Fanzone too – those guys shouting for their team are hilarious, especially when someone scores and they go mad and kiss the badge. I can’t watch it for long, but it does add to the experience.
West Ham I put the radio on when the game is on ITV. I can’t stand Clive Tyldesley, I want to break his neck every time I hear him. He always wants to get that soundbite, it’s as though he’s waiting for his “They think it’s all over...” moment. He knows what he’s going to say when a goal is scored and it sounds so unnatural. Other commentators just shout, ‘Goal!’ when someone scores and that’s the normal thing to do.
Liverpool I like Andy Gray but Jonathan Pearce is my favourite. He gets so involved that when I hear him talking about a goal, it’s like I’m there, and he’s in the middle of the crowd with me.
Arsenal John Motson can be irritating too but Mark Lawrenson just tries to do a one-line joke every five minutes.
Tottenham Lawrenson brings a whole new angle to football punditry because he’s so unintentionally camp. I can’t take him seriously. I don’t know if it’s because of the mullet and moustache he used to have, or because he’s always trying to crack a joke.
Liverpool Those two are trying to be the new Saint and Greavsie and it’s not working at all!

If you don’t watch your team live every week, are your opinions moulded by the media more than match-going fans?
Tottenham I have friends who go to every match and they tell me I don’t see the whole picture on TV, only where the ball goes, and I miss all the off-the-ball running. But I think you also miss certain things live that you can see on TV. There is a 60-minute highlights programme on Sky featuring every match Spurs play, so I always watch that and then I make my own opinion.
Liverpool Same here. I have the Liverpool TV channel and I will watch every game on that before I form an opinion. I see the player ratings in a paper and I never believe them until I see the games myself. Steven Gerrard does have bad games occasionally but you would never think it from his ratings. It’s like they’re all scared to criticise him because he’s a big player. So I watch the game, even if it’s a day or two late, and then make my own judgement.
West Ham I watch every game live on an Arabic TV channel in the pub. I find fans that watch the game live often get it wrong too, and follow each other. An example would be Carlton Cole, who gets booed every time he plays, and he’s not that bad, while Dean Ashton gets cheered and he’s not that good. If you weren’t seeing the games either live or on TV, you might be influenced by the match reports, but then the crowd does have an influence even when you’re there.
Arsenal You can be misled if you don’t see the whole game in full because the media do have their own agenda. Personally I use the Arseblog website – that keeps me up to date with what people are saying and what the gossip is, because that’s one thing you miss by not going to the stadium.

Do other fans treat you as a second-class fan because you don’t go to matches?
Arsenal It is quite contentious as the amount of games you go to is still seen as an indicator of how big a fan you are. You’re definitely not seen as a true fan if you don’t  go so often, so I think there still is a stigma.
Liverpool I get it in the neck from my brother and my other mates, they say I’m not a fan as I don’t go to games. But as far as I’m concerned, I am a true fan. Liverpool are the only team I’ve ever supported, even when they were going through bad times, and that will never change. But I’m having to justify myself less than I used to about it.
Tottenham It’s getting to the stage where the wealthy fans want their living-room experience transported to the stadium, and the real fans are at the pub. But in 10 years, the guy in the pub will say to the guy in the corporate seat, “You’re not a true supporter because you go to the stadium.”

Do you feel like a true fan of your team, as much of a fan as one who goes to games?

Liverpool It doesn’t mean you’re not a fan just because you don’t go to the match. If you want to lock yourself away when you lose, you are a fan. If what your team does on the pitch affects you and affects your mentality, you’re a true fan. It’s about someone who has that connection with the club.
West Ham I know I’m a true West Ham fan and people whose opinions I care about know I’m a true West Ham fan. Everyone has a different definition of a true fan. My view of a true fan is someone who knows what West Ham is about: we don’t win trophies but we play football a certain way, and we don’t slag off players for being crap as long as they put in the effort.
Arsenal The credit check of a fan’s credentials will never change. You always check out someone’s knowledge of the club and I’m more on the receiving end of that. I accept I don’t go to many games. I’ve chosen to have an intermittent relationship with the stadium and that’s my decision. Supporting your team is a constant emotional journey and you don’t have to be in the stadium to be on that journey.
West Ham I have a mate who follows Arsenal and goes to matches home and away and in Europe as well, and he’ll get told he doesn’t go to reserve games so he’s not a true fan. So everyone has their own criteria: you can’t change other people’s opinions, so if I choose not to go, I will never be a true fan in their eyes. But I know I’m a true fan – that’s all that matters.
Liverpool If you believe in yourself that you’re supporting the team, then that’s enough to be a true fan.
Tottenham Only you know whether you are a true fan: if you have that feeling of winning which can make your weekend, but if you lose, you cannot shake off the feeling, for me, that’s what being a fan is about.

The big clubs are sold out every week but attendances are down at other clubs in the Premier League, except for games against the big clubs. Are more people following your example?

Liverpool Big clubs will always have big followings, but if people are staying away at the smaller clubs, then it’s more noticeable.
Tottenham When Middlesbrough were doing well in Europe, the fans weren’t happy with what they were seeing, so they stayed away. That’s different to what’s happening at Chelsea, where their Champions League group games are half-empty because of arrogance, as though they’re not interested in playing the smaller European teams.
West Ham The clubs not filling the stadiums tend to be in the north of the country and the problem is that in London people have more money and can afford £40 for a ticket. But if Blackburn, Wigan or Middlesbrough charge that, they can’t afford it. Wigan can’t win either way: they get slagged off for not having fans but if after years of lower-division football, they had 25,000 fans there every week, they’d all be called glory-hunters.

Where will you be watching your games in five years?
West Ham I think it will be legal for clubs to sell every game they play to a TV company. All the big clubs will have their channel which will show their own games. And I will keep on watching every game live in the pub, like I do now. I can’t see myself going back to Upton Park.
Liverpool I think technology is changing the way we watch the games. You can already get goal reports on your phone and soon you’ll be able to watch the whole game on your phone. The movement away from the stadium and into the pubs and at home will continue.
Tottenham I agree, but there’s always an element that you think you have to go the ground at least once a year so you can say you’ve been. You can’t have five years of never going to your own ground or checking out the new hot-dog stand that everyone’s talking about.
Arsenal Yup, I wouldn’t feel right if I didn’t go to the ground occasionally, but I’d still rather watch a big game in the pub.
Liverpool I also think that if England play in the European Championships next summer, people will watch games at home then. You can control the atmosphere more and have the people around that you have chosen yourself.
West Ham That’s a good point. I always watch England games at home, particularly during a big tournament. If you go to the pub during the summer and there’s a World Cup or Euro on, it’s full of idiots who don’t watch football and they wind you up and say stupid things. But watching England games at home, you know who’s shouting in your ear and you decide whose opinions you have to listen to.

And what would be your ideal football-watching experience?
Liverpool For me, it would be like in the advert: have a nice flat overlooking the stadium, so I can watch the game live but also turn around to watch TV for the replays. I can eat food and go to the loo whenever I want, and straight after the game I’m at home.
West Ham I would like the Borussia Dortmund experience: their stadium has a terrace behind the goal, it’s safe for 25,000 fans to stand there and they pay £10 to get in. For me, that would be great. It shouldn’t be too comfortable watching your team.
Tottenham I don’t think the seats need to be first-class airline standard, but if each seat in the stadium had a little screen where you can watch any replay from any angle you want, then I would go!