And Another Thing

Take four fans, fill them with booze...

I'd rather watch on TV

I'd rather watch on TV

"Mark Lawrenson brings a whole new angle to football punditry because he’s so unintentionally camp..."

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Standing at football

"If 5,000 away fans at Old Trafford want to stand up, how are 30 stewards going to stop them?"
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Referees

"We're in the entertainment business..."
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Being a female fan

"The best thing is that you don’t have to queue for the toilet..."
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Downsizers

"I actually still feel slightly ashamed for following my mates and becoming a Man U fan in the first place"
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Man City Family

"My dad told me I was a City fan and took me to a game at Maine Road. The toilets smelled of wee-wee."
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Mid-table club fans

No title chases or relegation scraps here: the Premiership's mid-tablers look to the season ahead...
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Sleeping Giants

It’s more exciting to be involved in relegation battles than go through the motions in mid-table"
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Racism in football

"The Union Jack belongs to everyone - not to the BNP"
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No One Likes Us...

"Straight away, they think I'm a trouble maker"
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Mascots

"As a professional actor, I wrote to the club to ask if they wanted me to create Chirpy as a character"
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The best league in the world?

"Look mate, we had three leagues set up and running before Italy even existed"
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