Boy’s A Bit Special

Keep an eye out for these lads...

David Wheater

David Wheater

"I'm funny, hardworking, tall and... bald"

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Tommy Rowe

"I scored a hat-trick against Rotherham and celebrated it with sandwiches and energy drinks on the coach home..."
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Theo Walcott

"I woke up on the way home from an away trip to Hull to find my face covered in Jaffa Cakes. I still haven’t found the culprit..."
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Chris Gunter

"Michael Chopra was the biggest joker at Cardiff...always messing about with people’s kits and hiding their boots."
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Michael Mancienne

"At school a leg of a high stool got caught in my trousers, so when I walked I went flying."
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Jennison Myrie-Williams

"Good-looking, amazing, smart, friendly and funny – is that five words or does good-looking count as two?"
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Giles Barnes

"The gaffer calls me Dribblinho when I keep hold of the ball too long"
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Sam Vokes

"Favourite chick? Gemma Atkinson’s a good shout. No. scrub that. I’ll punt for Kelly Brook."
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Michael Johnson

"One of the lads ran up behind me and whipped my tracksuit bottoms down. I finished getting my money and calmly pulled them back up"
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Anthony Stokes

"I'm outgoing, good-looking, friendly, confident and modest"
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Nathan Dyer

"My first league goal was special, I should have stayed cool like Thierry Henry, but I went berserk and ran off like a madman..."
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Neil Eardley

"I look up to Gary Neville – much as I hate Man United. A great pro and brilliant example to any youngster coming through..."
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John Bostock

"I scored 11 goals during a school game once, but I was still subbed with 20 minutes to go..."
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Isaiah Osbourne

"Playing against Man United in the FA Cup was an amazing experience. I spent most of the game chasing shadows."
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Lewis Stevenson

"I wasn’t picked for my school team whilst I was playing for St Johnstone. I reckon it was because I hadn’t done my homework..."
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Adam Johnson

"I wanted to be a fireman but I probably wasn’t clever enough. I just fancied sliding down those poles"
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Armand Traoré

"We don’t do British things like cut each others’ pants up and hide shoes"
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Medy Elito

"I think that Rihanna is tops. I tell you, I wouldn’t mind sharing her umbrella..."
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Billy Jones

"I’m driving an absolute banger at the moment, but I’ve got an A5 on order. When that comes, I’m going to drive like a granddad..."
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Joe Garner

"I played against Man Utd U16s for Blackburn U16s and we won 9-0. Oh, and I scored six of them..."
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Scott Sinclair

"Coming from Bath, I supported Manchester United"
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Steven Taylor

"My mates said it looked like I'd been shot by a sniper"
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Danny Simpson

"When I was 14, I wasn’t growing so United held me back and made me play with the boys a year below me..."
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Ben Turner

"I wouldn’t have minded playing with Roy Keane. But he’d probably spend 90 minutes screaming at me."
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Danny Guthrie

"People always laugh when El Hadji Diouf is around. But they’re laughing at him, not with him."
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Fabrice Muamba

"We lost to Brentford on penalties and yours truly missed one. Arsene Wenger didn’t let me take another penalty again – even in training!"
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Gabriel Agbonlahor

"Martin Laursen turned up at training sporting a 'rascal' jacket - truly amazing, it was!"
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